SiC – David Sidwell

Overall, you scored as follows:

10% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
90% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.

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Directly following the club’s 4th straight loss for season 2004, the coach, president, vice president and football manager all hit the Adelaide radio talkback airwaves, demanding changes.

During a series of irrational and increasingly hysterical calls, they managed to slip in the words Victoria and Melbourne at least 8 times. This really seemed to hit home and by 10pm the club had issued a Press Release stating that all fans had been offered fair and reasonable termination packages.

It is understood this includes a trip to Kangaroo Island to yet again see those sculpted rocks, and a map showing the feint marks on the Adelaide roads where the Grand Prix used to be.

A spokesperson from the Crows fan base was approached for a comment, but didn’t understand the question.

Historical note: This orginally appeared on The Bladder. Voted Mildly Unfunny by an over-senstive bunch of Crow tosspots. Must have hit the mark, then

In a surprise move David A Sidwell, founder and sole trader of Artwill Services, today announced a bid for Telstra.

Mr Sidwell, speaking on the condition he be taken out of context, said “With News Corporation moving offshore and Telstra buying kaz, I feel the time is right to issue a press release”

“I am powerful and yet easy to use” he said, with a puzzled look on his face, adding “I hence offer 0.0000032 cents per share” Apparently this values Telstra at $1.24.

Analysts were too busy laughing, after Mr Sidwell pointed out that the first four letters of their titles was a rude word. A deeply ironic thing indeed.